Vernacularism

I’m not a spineless gullible single man, traditionally occupied by being without a date every weekend. It’s unlikely people haven’t pegged me to write a blog about great dating and companionship. Go figure.

Helplessness is a fixable popular feeling and entirely ripped out of my man programming (man-gramming?). Even so, Here’s the situation, I had no choice but to squelch a solid cohabitation which meant a lot for us but just deadended for both of us. So you might go on record saying its been ages since I was dating. I can’t find the great expectations that came naturally before.

Living free and single isn’t bad. It’s a given that I won’t lounge about, peacefully watching Two and a Half Men episodes off the torrents. The number one cause of this bout of incidental dating lameness? We’re not in high school, and everyone else is boring.

My accomplished college pal, Josh, who has never had dating lameness, informed me he’s currently shooting from the same blind as I am. He introduced me to this Dallas dating serviceI joined. A bit out of character, but I enjoy introductions with sophisticated women around my age. Surprise, I decided to make a change and became a member.

Be honest, ya can’t feel down by going dateless when you haven’t even put yourself into the game. Just like my old football coach Chris Simms often said with a smile, “You’re complaining to the competition, sonny.”

Coach was crazy, and a little out of touch. Still, the old man was on the money in a round about way. He was good humored. This fun company offering matchmaking services in Dallas that I use could have overloaded the gipper’s shiny bald head.

Through great expectations I talked to dozens accomplished and desirable women that catch my interest. I actually had a blast with a few indisputably remarkable people. I ducked out of the mixer a little early following a promising exchange of numbers, and even grew some political connections for my job. Success.

Take action. Can’t complain if you don’t try. Take it from me, believe in your own great expectations for your dating life.

Respectfully,

Josiah